Amateur attempt by the author to write a "universal story." Etymological fantasies and identification of historical persons in the spirit of Fomenko are used. At the same time, the author has a fairly wide erudition - at least, he really read from cover to cover a dozen "basic" books of world historiography, which any bibliophile considers obliged to have in the collection, but hardly opened them. Further, using the manner that would later be called trolling, he raises a number of important questions in his essay, and in some incomprehensible way his humorous experiments on world history turn into a folding interpretation of ancient mysteries, no worse than others.