She's not really my fiancee.I've known Rose forever.Since we were kids.She has sh*t taste in dudes.Like that f*ckin ex of hers.Dirtbag.So she wants to get pretend engaged.She thinks then, he'll leave her alone.Hell yeah, he will.Except once that ring is on her finger,I get... feelings.Sh*t.Now I gotta beat the old husband's ass,While picking out a suit,For a wedding, I actually want.What f*ckery is this?