This Nebula Award-winning story tells the alternate history tale of how Dan Quayle became the first Vice President to walk on Mars. Carefully researched and outrageously fun story. (For political balance, see Sargent's story: Hillary Orbits Venus.) Locus Poll Award Winner, Nebula Award Winner, Sturgeon Award Nominee, Hugo Award Nominee.Also available in:* Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, October 1992 (Original Publication)* Hugo and Nebula Anthology 1993* Nebula Awards 28* Hugo and Nebula Award Winners from Asimov's Science Fiction* Nebula '92 (in Polish)* The Mountain Cage and Other Stories