They say no one can hear you scream in space, and that really sucks for me... Win the International Space Lottery and get the chance to travel to the International Space Station? CheckTrain my butt off for eight grueling months with world-class astronauts? CheckToothbrush? CheckGet abducted by intergalactic space smugglers on my third day in space? Che...wait, what?Have the adventure of my life with a giant blue alien jerk who only wants to sell me to make money, but he can't seem to get rid of me? Double checkOkay, so I'm scared. I'm lost. And my captor is a big alien who has no sense of humor and glows when he's horny. Who knew that alien abduction could be so terrifying? Or blue and sexy? Now, I just need to find a way to get back home before I become someone's dinner or worse - fall for the jerk who stole me. *Please Note: Alien Space Pirates is an ongoing serial (like a TV show!). Below are the release dates for the remaining books!*Upcoming releases in series:Alien Space Pirates: Sold (Book 2) - January 5 2016Alien Space Pirates: Saved (Book 3) - Upcoming January Release