There's a hot alien male living in my apartment...and he hates my guts.Vidanric reminds me daily that he despises Earth and wants to go home.He's miserable, and so am I - even though I can't help but admire the view when he's standing shirtless in my kitchen making a smoothie. Loudly. At three in the morning.My horoscope didn't prepare me for any of this.He chewed up and ate one of the inspirational notes I gave him.He cooks squirrels in my cast-iron skillet.He complains nonstop about my annoying Earth-girl habits.This alien's not grumpy - he's downright hostile.All he wants to do is go back to his home planet.But it's impossible for him to go home.So I do the next best thing and try to make him fall in love with something on Earth.But Vidanric doesn't like it when I surprise him on a run.He snarls when I bake him cookies.And he growls when I strip off my clothes and convince him to do an interplanetary nasty.It might not be enough to make him fall for Earth.But I might end up falling in love with him.And that will be a planet-sized disaster.This is a stand-alone, full-length, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy, complete with hot, snarly aliens, enough steam to blast off a planet, and a heroine who loves her horoscopes as much as she loves her math equations! Happily ever after guaranteed!