The $30,000 Bequest - A Dog's Tale - Was It Heaven? Or Hell? - A Cure for the Blues - The Enemy Conquered; or, Love Triumphant - The Californian's Tale - A Helpless Situation - A Telephonic Conversation - Edward Mills and George A Tale - The Five Boons of Life - The First Writing-machines - Italian without a Master - Italian with Grammar - A Burlesque Biography - How to Tell a Story - General Washington's Negro Body-servant - Wit Inspirations of the and "Two-year-olds and " - An Entertaining Article - A Letter to the Secretary of the Treasury - Amended Obituaries - A Monument to Adam - A Humane Word from Satan - Introduction to and "The New Guide of the - Conversation in Portuguese and English and " - Advice to Little Girls - Post-mortem Poetry - The Danger of Lying in Bed - Portrait of King William III - Does the Race of Man Love a Lord? - Extracts from Adam's Diary - Eve's Diary