"Twelve o'clock in the morning, and everything is calm!" - this is the motto of the Night Guard of Ankh-Morpork, the most glorious city in the entire Discworld. And if "not everything" is calm, then you just walk the wrong streets. In general, to become a real night guard, you need to make a lot of effort. Firstly, you should learn to run not too fast - otherwise you will suddenly catch up? Secondly, you need to comprehend the basic principle of survival in cruel fights - just do not participate in them. Thirdly, do not shout too loudly that "everything is calm" - you can be heard. The book you hold is truly unique. It will help you not only to comprehend the basic principles of survival in this cruel, harsh world, but also to pursue a worthy career. Even if the night guard...