" Sorry, nerds, I'm not telling you anything . If you want to hear about how I met my Earthling, then just read the book. Oh, and be warned, this isn't just another typical sci-fi rom-com about space and mushy crap, there's swearing, action, and violence. So unless you want to hear about me snapping some necks, then put the book down... What? You mad about the back cover, wanted some more details, huh? I don't give a sh**, no one likes spoilers." - FukuWelcome to the Triangulum Galaxy! Follow your favorite space villains... I mean heroes on their epic adventures in search of love, redemption, revenge, and peace. If you want to leave behind your desk job for a few hours and take a walk to the obscene, look no further. If you like crude humor, fighting, sci-fi, fantasy, superheroes, vampires, aliens, first-contact stories, monsters, and, most importantly, romance, then you came to the right place. These books are all over the fu**ing place. Enjoy, my beautiful space junkies!