Simon is having a bad fucking week. When you're a D.C. Detective, every week is a bad week, but this week has been a BAD freaking week.For starters, some psychopath has been murdering people, stealing their body parts and smearing their corpses with peanut butter.To make matters worse, the contract killer "Boots" has recently resurfaced, and his girlfriend's chainsaw arm destroyed his bed when he made her climax.To top it all off, Simon's been pissing random body parts for days. Ears, fingers, toes... And if that weren't bad enough, now he has to drop a deuce!