I'm an anti-Romeo. I remove love.Everyone wants to tattoo their lover on their skin, but what happens when that love goes broke?Me. I happen. I remove the memory one drop of ink at a time.That's why I'm not falling in love. Ain't nobody pulling the wool over my eyes. F*ck that.My time serving in the military opened my eyes to the real world.Everybody leaves in one way or another.No way in hell I'm hitching this wagon to one woman when I can enjoy as many as I please while making a fortune lasering ugly tattoos off of heartbroken singles.Don't hate the player. Hate the game.I'm good until a pretty smile and great curves steal my thoughts.She's shaking everything up in my life.She needs a date for an upcoming wedding and I need a fake fiancee to help my business image. We're a match made in heaven.The hope is that we get to "play house" in all the ways possible.She just wants the short term, but I'm claiming her for good.