Librarian Note: Alternate Cover Edition for ISBN-10: 1495259463 ISBN-13: 9781495259463. and "Midwestern nice" is hard to pull off when you're a bloodthirsty monster.Becoming a vampire has made Herb Knudsen's simple life a bit more complicated. Sure, he's a lot better at bowling, but he can't drink beer, the bodies are piling up and his best friend Dallas is getting suspicious. When Dallas and Herb go for the same girl, keeping his dark secret becomes the least of Herb's concerns.Booze, bowling, bake sales, bar fights, babes, blood and karaoke... Who would have thought that being undead would make life so exciting?