A werewolf walks into a vampire bar... ouch.Vampire enforcer Angelo has enough problems already, and a tall, dark, and irritating alpha werewolf is the last thing he needs.With his cheating, murderous mate on the run, Jack's looking for help from the local authorities - who assign Angelo to solve the problem quickly.They don't have anything in common on paper, but sharing magical compatibility, a sense of humor, and a common goal can build a bond - whether mundane or otherwise. Even when another bond's impossible...Warning: Contains magical attack scorpions, knotting, and a vampire who's desperate to avoid ruining his suit, falling in love, or other catastrophes. Spoiler alert: He falls in love. Does he ruin his suit, though? Read and find out! Happy ending guaranteed.