On a scale of awkward to totally catastrophic, Kelly Bennett has managed to hit every level of "Oh. My. God." in just one night.Kelly decides her older, uptight girlfriend Paula needs a bit of loosening up during her birthday party. When she finds her curled up in bed, Kelly leaps her bones, adds a few restraints, and one satisfied lover later, sneaks out... only to run into her girlfriend, Paula, in the hallway.After the shock wears off, leaving a puddle of guilt, recriminations, and a now ex-girlfriend, Kelly's left with one burning question: who was that woman in the bedroom? Was it Paula's best friend? Her deplorable assistant? One of her flatmates?And why did she go along with it?There's nothing left for it: Kelly's on a mission to find out and apologise.The course of lesbian true love is about as smooth as a porcupine in this quirky dramedy of errors.