College was just supposed to be a fun experience. I moved all the way to New England to enjoy the rich history, make friends, and maybe even get a girlfriend. And against all odds, it looked like this lanky nerd might actually stick the landing on all of the above. But things took a weird turn when a bunch of insanely beautiful sorority girls started stalking me. Now, I'm suddenly surrounded by pentacles, the paranormal, and so many seductive witches that I don't even know what to think. Am I seriously about to get sacrificed by the hottest girls I've ever seen? Or do they have something even stranger planned for me?