When my roommate told me he was going to try out 'a new style,' I told him that was fine. Unfortunately, I didn't realize he was going to start dressing like a sissy. Tight leggings. Frilly skirts. Sexy wigs and luscious makeup. It's exactly like living with a girl. Whenever I'm home, I can smell the perfume. I watch my roommate - who's even started going by a female name - walk around on bare painted toes and giggle like a minx every time I make a dumb joke. I don't know how I'm going to survive until the end of the semester. Living with a trap is one thing - but falling in love with one? What's an average guy like me supposed to do?