Looking for the ultimate summer treat? Try this recipe for A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE!First layer!1. In one bowl, pour one dark, devilish billionaire and one smirking, ex-SEAL charmer.2. Stir in one curvy, innocent blonde with student loans and a crazy idea of how to pay them off.3. Mix all three until combined. Beat at medium speed until frothy.4. Pour into a prepared marriage of convenience. Set the oven to "secret baby."5. When half-baked, remove from heat and poke holes in it. Second layer!6. Whip together a sexy single dad and a sassy waitress until smooth and creamy.7. Add a pinch of little girl cuteness and a dash of creepy stalker.8. Pour batter over first layer in pan. Don't worry if the pan seems too small - the contents are supposed to be over the top.9. Season liberally with spicy situations, salty language, and sweet moments.10. Finish baking at a high heat until the happy ending buzzes.Enjoy while hot and fresh but be careful not to burn your fingers and mouth.