What's better than a monster girl? Two monster girls! Or three, maybe. Four? Sure! Let's not get ahead of ourselves. First things first, all the insanity at Big Bear was handled, but it was only the beginning of our troubles. So here I am, finding myself on a f#ucking QUEST! Something about bad things happening if we fail? Searching out a hidden magical item. Near death. The usual. Mostly, though, it's about having a damn good time with my monster girls. Both in and out of the bedroom.Here's my journey. There's no way you could possibly enjoy it as much as I do, but I hope my telling of it can at least convey some of the amazingness that is my new life.WARNING: Monster ladies, adult situations, and violence abound.