Geo thought that the only thing he'd ever be was a miner for SMB......but his new best friend is closer than he ever would have thought! Geo Statler is a miner for SMB Mining, one of the three employers left on Earth. On one of his recent missions he's picked up a new friend, Sim, a symbiotic entity that is looking for a new home. In true symbiotic fashion, Sim is helping Geo out, with his help, with his work, and most importantly with his love life! From his new girlfriend, the hot and ingenious designer to her friend, the sculpted and eager young athlete Geo has his hands full! What could be better? The problem is that it's getting harder and harder to keep things under wraps. His newly optimized body makes Geo stand out, especially to the ladies , and his optimized brain is starting to realize that other forces in the universe might be looking for just the advantage he's been given. What would you ask from a symbiote in control of your very bodily functions?Join Geo, his girlfriend Kristen and a nameless, genderless symbiote as they work together to achieve their dreams in this FIFTH installment from the author of The Hookup App and The Adventures of Wes in Actual Reality!