When Ash and her sister inherited their grandmothers magic shop they figured theyd be selling crystals and smudge sticks to ageing hippies Instead they find themselves dealing with a failing business and a revolving door of tinselhaired elves and fairytale princes And thats not even the weird part Cursed in some sort of freakish loop Ash wakes up every morning next to her sisters latest book boyfriend or fangirl crush Frazzled by her unwanted nocturnal visitors Ash fights for the focus needed to save the shop from bankruptcy Then in walks Gabe Looking like a biker wet dream Ash immediately dismisses him as another of her sisters lusty manifestations But this hottie is real and may hold the key to saving their business Things appear to be looking up until an interdimensional gateway is discovered in the store that allows characters from every multiverse imaginable to cross over Can the sisters learn how to control the portal before it destroys the line between fact and fiction If you love paranormal romance and urban fantasy tropes but want to have a bit of fun with them sometimes this is your book If you watched a lot of bad 80s fantasy with papiermache props noticed all romance guys have massive wangs or checked the back of a wardrobe to see if there was a portal to another realm this is your book If you like snarky sexpositive female characters this is your book If you still have a total soft spot for talking animals and really wish you could have one of your own this is your book This book deals at times with violence against women including sexual violence Author note This book operates as a standalone but will form part of a series featuring other characters and as a result will contain some unresolved plot lines Romance is steamy and explicit sex scenes are a feature so definitely 18 Australian English has been used so if sweary dialogue is going to put you off do not read this