It started with a pair of boots sticking out of the bushes. We called 911. They didn't believe us. What the heck?My mom had and "waterworks and " at the police station. BUT, aside from the cop with bad breath, there was a cop who'd be just perfect dad material...I'd been looking for a dad for a while.Plus, my dog got stuck up in a tree. And Stinky Weston saw us drive by in the back of a patrol car, which was cool. and "Whaja do NOW, jerk? and " he yelled at me.Good day all around.Then, the bad guys came...