Dave only ever wanted to make video games. He learned to code. He got the degree. He ended up programming webpages for local realtors and dentists. Then the Great Pandemic hit, and his lousy boss fired him. What's a guy to do? When a girl walks through his front door wearing nothing but a towel and dripping with someone else's blood, he barely notices the gun in her hand. But soon he's caught up in a criminal conspiracy, fighting drug smugglers and human traffickers along the way to level up, rescue the girl, and become a hero. And somewhere in the middle of it all, he even writes a game. Welcome to the Exelichai Game Arcade, where anything is possible!