Greetings goobers After my latest experiment worked a little too welltransforming my rather fetching figure into something significantly smallerIve been forced to return to those halls of horror better known as school But going back to junior high may be my greatest opportunity for mayhem in many a month Try to keep up as I Dramatically defeat the daily dangers of schooldomeven though everyone is against me Strive to win the junior high presidential election by alerting my fellow students to the wonderfulness of Vordak the Incomprehensible as well as the yuckness of my opponent Marlena Lurchburger Mastermind a catastrophic career day where that disgusting dogooder Commander Virtue will finally fiendishly be foiled Fortunately for you I have recorded every mischievous moment within these carefully crafted covers so that you may bask in my brilliance as I plot to RULE THE SCHOOL and eventually THE WORLD MUAHAHAHAHA