Santa's got a new wife - and she's a little ho ho ho!When I signed up for mail order bride service, I had no idea that "Nick who lives up North" was actually Santa Claus. But that's not the biggest surprise. It turns out that Santa is very fit, very funny, and very, very naughty.When my husband suggests we check out the hotwife lifestyle, it turns out to be just what we need to keep the sugar and spice in our relationship.Santa gives men who've been good all year a special gift for the holidays - his wife. Being shared with other guys really jingles my bells, and when they're done filling my stocking with their candy canes, it's time for me to ride on Santa's long, hard ...sleigh.Christmas only comes once a year, but when you're Santa's hotwife, you come over and over again...