Face it. Life is short, and who has time to visit 1,000 places, read 1,000 more and "classics, and " see 1,000 movies somebody else deems essential, and all that nonsense? Here is a list of 101 things you should never bother with from the fiendishly clever mind of Kevin Pryslak. The F*ck It List is a hilarious middle-finger salute to all those absurd life goals that will ensure an anxiety-filled middle age will be followed by shame-filled golden years. It pokes a sorely needed pin into a bloated rite of passage that's ripe for deflation. Do you really need to firewalk, or didn't Oprah and Tony Robbins take care of that for us? Swimming with sharks is a really dumb idea, so let's leave that with the gullible reality t.v. desperadoes, shall we? Pryslak has come up with a and "to-don't list and " that will have you laughing out loud and leave you with lots more time to do the all the things you really want to do!