After a serious mental breakdown, cutting myself off from my family and setting up home on my own, I had decided that what I really needed was a holiday.I'd always hankered for a trip to see Russian architecture, taste their cuisine and immerse myself in their culture.Instead I was persuaded to visit Ukraine.I left the UK on April 1st 2006, followed the White Rabbit down the hole and off into Wonderland, not with Alice, but Alesya, her Russian counterpart...not to mention her very strange family.R2D2 and The Hulk came along as well, but nothing was quite what it seemed....This book is the last chapter of 'The Pocket Book of Neanderthal Vociferation' and is also included in 'Expletives Deleted'