If an Irish person said to you, "Gimmie that yoke," would you think they were talking about an egg? If so, 99% of the time, you'd be wrong. How about banjaxed, bockety or craic? Any idea what they mean?The Little Book of Irishisms is for anyone who wants to understand the Irish, not just how we speak English, but how we are as people, relaxed about some things, picky about others.It's also for those who'd like to sound Irish, even just for St. Patrick's Day. An ambitious goal. But why not "give it a lash for the craic?"In this little book, you'll learn handy tricks to Irishify your sentences - and how to avoid those clangers that people think we say but never actually do, like the classic, "Top of the morning to you."You'll even achieve the impossible and discover how to pronounce Irish names - like Clodagh, Tadhgh or Caoilfhinn. Call it a public service.If you're coming to Ireland and want to fit right in, this book's for you. If you can't make it to our little nation, here's a way of visiting in spirit. "Go on, go on, go on. You will, you will, you will," to quote the infamous Irish comedy, Father Ted.The Little Book of Irishisms is the perfect gift for anyone who enjoys being part of the Irish community. Surprise them on Paddy's Day, Christmas, birthdays... Sure you don't need an excuse. Just surprise them.