Imagine the fevered conspiracies of late night radio suddenly made real! Imagine there are Aliens. Except these Aliens are friendly. Boy are they friendly! Imagine the Men in Black are real, and they are after YOU! Imagine other aliens with evil intent are after you too. Where do you go? Where do you run? How do you tell friend from foe? "Chromosome Conspiracy: Everyone needs a personal MiB" is set on Earth, against the backdrop of the Dinosaur planet and fur-bearing Cat People of "Chromosome Quest" who have come to Earth in search of assistance. The Men in Black want them! The Fifth Column wants them. The Sixth Column wants them. And Gharlane wants them! {Gharlane? Who, or what, is Gharlane?} Fitz just wants to be left alone!! Not only must Fitz fear pursuit from from the MiB's, soon other mysterious players join in the chase, as Fitz and the aliens are chased across the Western US, barely keeping one step ahead. If he thought he was afraid of Alex, he was clueless what fear truly was until he discovered a fellow named Gharlane has joined in the chase! Fitz wages a desperate battle, trying to contact his off-world mentor Petchy for help, unravel the mystery of Gharlane, all the while avoiding the adversaries on his heels. "Chromosome Conspiracy: Everyone needs a personal MiB" skewers the surveillance state as thoroughly as "Chromosome Quest" skewered The Singularity. Ribald humor, adventure and fun. A great read!