Having been forcibly ejected from the land of his birth by the mad1 dictator, His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal, Al Hadji, Doctor Idi Amin Dada, DSO MC, Conqueror of the British Empire, Nawaz Hajiani has subsequently lived and worked on three continents and was famously apprehended in flagrante delicto for the shamelessly heinous crime of eating a sandwich in a public place2.