Dear Lydia,I need help with my neighbor.She doesn't like me, but I can't stop thinking about having sex with her. Half of me wants to fuck her, and the other half wants to choke her. Or choke her while I fuck her.How do I put her out of my mind?Sincerely,Guy ProblemsWho is Lydia? Me, the advice columnist.Who is Guy Problems? My sexy neighbor (in disguise). What's the problem? I need his help, even though we don't like each other.Guy Problems is about to become my guy problem.