The ancient vampire Lord Harroven wakes from his tomb to find the slayers pounding at his door and driving stakes through the hearts of his beautiful undead brides. His castle in ruins, he must flee into the storm with only his lovely young Anna and dreams of brutal revenge to keep him warm. Driven by rage, thirst, and an insatiable lust for women, Harroven finds himself caught up in a war of men, demons, and gods... and one rather delicious she-elf. Enter a world of magic, sex, and violence with a cocksure vampire lord as your guide!