'Eff my life. Don't mafiosos deserve a break?Xander Gataki:My cousins, the Gatakis, mean everything. I live for them. I kill for them. But sometimes, even the toughest gangster in the world needs a vacation. I let my cousin plan my weeklong holiday. Because who has time to plan this themselves? She thought it hilarious to set me up with a girl who fantasizes about having a Mafia boyfriend.Wtaf? This life isn't pretty. It's not fun and glamorous. If she thinks that, then she's far too innocent and naive for a man like me. Before I could tell my cousin to take a long walk off a short cliff, she sends me Adora's picture.She's so pretty and sweet-looking; she could be my cotton candy. All I want is for her to melt in my mouth. But it's the twinkle in her eye that has me clicking - yes.This girl is not all innocent. She's up to something. What is it? It doesn't matter - she's mine. She wants a Mafia boyfriend. I'll show her I'm not a boy and that I have no intention - zero - of being friends.