This book is a guide that will take you along the right paths in the world of drinking, teach you how to drink properly in order to look decent, and the next morning you were not in excruciating pain. 12 lessons about alcohol and its proper use are interspersed with recipes for the right "positive" cocktails and funny stories from the life of book author Cleo Rokos, in which she drank strong drinks with Jack Nicholson upside down, learned to cook Belinny with Princess Diana and secretly took her with Freddie Mercury to a famous London gay bar.