and "My Life and " is a one-of-a-kind autobiography, not only because it describes my interesting and unusual life, but also because I am a dog. And as far as I know, this is the first ever-canine autobiography. I begin my story with my first memories as a five-week old puppy and conclude with my departure from this earth. I tell how I chose a career in household security, how I faced and overcame seemingly impossible obstacles, the games I played, and most especially the always-problematic relationship between dogs and humans. In the interest of full disclosure, I did not physically write this book. As celebrities commonly do, I used a ghostwriter, my human father Fred Evans. I enjoyed working with him and credit him for transcribing my thoughts accurately, if not always eloquently. I hope you enjoy reading this book as much as we did writing it. -White Rush and "Rushie and "