Sure, the Hogwarts Express may be a magical train that leaves from platform 9 14, but that doesn’t mean you’ll arrive at Hogwarts in seconds like a Japanese bullet train. To be honest, we’re not sure if it can’t or if Dumbledore just prefers for his students to appreciate the landscapes on their way to Hogwarts - but either is fine by us because that means there’s more time to splurge and feast on the food cart meals and treats served during the ride!