No bank is going to give a nomadic thrill seeker a loan, even if Tom Flynn wants to develop and run a retreat for disabled kids. Good thing he's finally old enough to pull from his trust fund. However, it would mean settling down - because accessing the money requires him to be married - so he asks his best friend, Luke, to marry him. Luke Marten's goal is simple: don't go on one more crazy adventure with Tom. Knowing how successful he has been in the past, Luke has a backup plan: don't fall in love. He's a goner when Tom not only proposes but confesses to one seriously hot kink. For their friendship to survive this marriage, they'll need to face DOMA, conservative judges, and long-held beliefs about each other. Talk about getting caught by the short hairs.