Snarky, inappropriate and irreverent! BJ and Kay are heading to Texas. One of their besties' is having an emergency wedding. It's enough to have to worry about the bar while BJ's away but getting to Texas brings its own problems - small spaces with strange passengers, angry flight attendants, and an unauthorized pygmy goat. But it's the mega-hot Texan in first-class giving BJ the tingles that causes her the most concern - ruh-roh! The celebration is only getting started when things take a turn for the worse. Conner, Kay's brother, is charged with murder. Can BJ and Kay come to his rescue in time? Join BJ, Kay, and Twinkles as they meet a limber and feisty granny, dance with drag queens, dress in horrible bridesmaids' dresses, and discover a dead body (or two). Quinn and Glasneck, high on the beer fumes from a signing party at a local brewery, decided to take a step away from their usual writing styles to put together a new mystery (for anyone who wants a laugh) in the style of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum novels - that is if Stephanie had a younger southern cousin, who ran a bar, and had a thing for police uniforms.