THREE BOOKS IN ONE GIANT PACKAGE! EVERYONE LOVES A GIANT PACKAGE!Alice has a quality problem. She's sexually unfulfilled, and she likes it kinky. Rough and exciting and passionate.We're talking bondage! Edging! Domination! Discipline! All sorts of deviant, outrageous, hot stuff!Her journey through 19th century Europe leads her into the arms - and beds - of classic monsters from famous books.Vampires! Jekyll and Hyde! Frankenstein! Werewolves! Hunchbacks! Plus mad scientists galore!There will be sex dungeons. There will be erotic laboratories. There will be devious, devilish machines meant to break poor young ladies and drive them to madness with ecstasy.Will Alice find true love? Maybe. Will she find orgasms? Oh boy, will she ever...KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE VS THE MONSTERS by Melinda DuChampA delightful drama of depraved desires... plus spanking.Kinky Secrets of Alice Vs The Monsters is over 500 pages of creatively kinky sex, insane humor, and even some heartfelt romance. It's erotica for smart people who enjoy laughter... just like you.WHAT READERS ARE and "DuChamp is back with more hardcore monster smut! and " - Anonymous stating the obvious and "I was surprised by how kinky this got. and " - A man surprised by how kinky this got and "This book is so hot it burned out my Kindle. and " - A reader who is going to sue and "This book is not historically accurate. I'm outraged! But since anger turns me on, FIVE STARS! and " - a turned on reader and "Five books into this series I finally realized that Alice has sex with everyone she meets. and " - A reader desperate to meet Alice and "Erotica? Just call it what it really is; filthy smut that wallows in depraved, kinky, unnatural sex acts. Also, it was too short. and " - Anonymous and "There weren't any rodents in this. and " - Anonymouse and "I didn't understand the above quote. Oh, wait. Anonymouse. Mouse. Nice. and " - A pun loving weirdo and "This is a really funny book. Laugh out loud funny. But it doesn't skip on the kink. The author is fantastic. and " - The author and "Is the author allowed to add her own quotes? and " - A man who doesn't think that should be allowed and "This book will turn you on and make you laugh, often at the same time. and " - Anonymous and "It is twelve o'clock yet? and " - Anoonymous and "I didn't understand the above quote. Oh, wait. Anoonymous. Noon. Nice. and " - A pun loving weirdo and "Mary Shelley invented science fiction. Melinda DuChamp invented kinky smut that makes you bust a gut laughing. Philo Farnsworth invented television. and " - A reader overly concerned about who invented what and "This book is so hot I ran out of batteries. Twice.