After running away from my father and the paranormal creature traffickers he tried to sell me to, I find myself with a fake identity and a truck driving job.You know what dating for truck driving mermaids on the run is like? Not great.I try every dating app in existence until I finally hear about Love Bites. Since I'm stuck in the small town of Whynot, I give it a shot. No way could it make my life any more weird than it already is, right?Wrong.Troy is a hot ex-military merman obsessed with the little mermaid cartoon. He's every girl's dream - charming, smart, and doesn't take himself too seriously.And then I realize he's my father's best friend. Except, the man he's describing doesn't sound like the father I know and hate.Who does he think I am?