Five sexy short stories featuring characters from Jane Austen's beloved books. Know what you are buying: this collection is full of erotic adult content and firmly tongue in cheek - and in other places. Grab your pearls, darlings, you're going to need something to clutch. Nearly 30,000 words of fun, including:Mrs. Darcy's ConfessionWhen Elizabeth Darcy's sister, Lydia, leaves a certain book after a visit, Mrs. Darcy gets ideas about the way she wants Mr. Darcy to handle her womanly desires. Will she have the courage to confess to her husband, or will propriety stand in the way of pleasure? Everyone loves a bit of spanking.In the O DenColonel and Mrs. Brandon accept an invitation to and "tea and " with an artist of their acquaintance. When the young artist insults Colonel Brandon's age, the gentleman promises to remind his wife that he was the best choice for her, for experience and patience are keys to a woman's desire...and her ultimate pleasure. Come experience Mrs. Brandon's highs and Os.Mary's Secret DesireMansfield Park's Mary Crawford is rich, beautiful, and filled with life. Only...she wishes the men who'd like to make a match with her would disappear. She can't stand their leers, or their annoying sisters. When a mysterious sect of blue-dressed nuns begin to appear wherever Mary is, Mary's curiosity is piqued. And when Mary's horse throws her in the road, her nun rescuers do more than interest her. Then bring her to a new kind of peak. With women like these - and their practiced hands, tongues and teases - Mary Crawford might just never leave the and "convent. and " Enjoy f f, tending to the garden, delightful pleasures and extensive hair brushing.The Gentleman FarmerMr. Martin has been called a gentleman farmer by the kind Mr. Knightley, but when his wife, Harriet Martin, hears him using vulgar words, Mr. Martin must save his reputation. A game springs to life and both Martins discover an increase in their vocabulary, and in their pleasure. Those little whores. Sexy times with this farmer and his wife until the cows come home.The Darcys Under the Big TentMr. and Mrs. Darcy visit a country fair and discover a delightful excuse to put certain m m dominance theories to use. A special Pride and Prejudice and Emma crossover, exclusive to this collection! m m m f, dominance, liquids galore, whip, circus tents and, of course, a grand finale featuring fireworks.