Report of the commander of the MTR detachment of the planet Gellifer Klaus Decimus. Top secret! By order of the governor, Mollis Pedites, I proceed to examine the cohitator. He is old, covered with rust, wax drips are visible above the screen. On the rust is a handwritten inscription applied in a way unknown to me: "Some crap turned out. But perhaps it will help them. L.-I. TA, Ignis Satzer." I'm starting to study the content...