For some reason, instead of the expensive set-top box ordered at Alik, I got a cheap soap dish with a stupid game about "augmented reality." The prank was a success: five minutes later, my laptop was inside the cat, and my common sense jumped out the window in search of a more adequate reality. The world is ruled by reptilians, the System wants to kill us all, and my new girlfriend's ex-fiancé has real horns and hooves. And yes, he wants to kill us too. Very, very strong!