Sled and battle bears, small nuclear reactors in every home, a harsh and unsmiling people under the control of the all-seeing eye of the Secret Guard, a high culture of drinking alcohol, only something went wrong with the balalaikas. This will face the most ordinary fellow from our gray and boring world, the Russian Empire of 2007 in all its glory from Warsaw to the lands in North America. Will the chatty guy be able to hold on and not bring down a heap of problems arising from verbal incontinence on his head? What thoughts and conclusions can a young man from the modern generation be able to reach, who also has a strong ability to magic, finding himself in such strange conditions? And then they also took him to serve, they say he will be a hussar, but on a war bear! Oh, well, the difficult future awaits this poor fellow...