So I lived to be sixty-eight years old, recently turned. Now I am writing a monograph on my artifact. I am a former archaeologist, a former dean and I am retired. A black orange, which was presented to me as a gift by a student on an expedition, in Mesopotamia turned out to be an amazing artifact of the ancients. It all started with him. This is what I call it, a black orange, but in fact it is an unknown anthracite polyhedron, which our scientists determined by radiocarbon analysis at fifteen thousand years, although they were badly mistaken. In fact, this orange turned out to be magical and the essence inside it, sitting offered me a second life. Tell me, would you refuse this? I did not refuse and my adventures began with this.