Two cynical alcoholics, two womanizers, two swearers, two limiters - a crest and a German - systematically and stubbornly mock the Russian people, their history - the oldest, newest and future... Two romantic young men, two writers, two Muscovites, two Russian people - a crest and a German - made a booth: they postponed business, sat down to computers, buried themselves in an encyclopedia, dispersed friends, quit drinking, got drunk thirty-three times, arguing: leave mate or well, him; quarreled for life; reconciled - and wrote the book "Box of Vodka." Read hard.