I loved war crimes and mint gingerbread. It didn't end in anything good, and I died. Executed, to be more precise. But instead of death, I... woke up in another world? Here and magic, and Russia is now part of the European Union, and aristocrats there are something. Lovely! If I did not manage to live happily in that world, then I will not miss a new chance! With me my ambitions and character. That's ALREADY enough to bring the world to its knees. It remains to find out why I am naked and tied to the battery of a nightclub. Stop, what?..