When I was little, I was taken to live with my grandmother. My grandmother had a shelf above the table. And on the shelf is a steamboat. I've never seen that. He was very real, only small. He had a yellow pipe and two black belts on it. And two masts. And from the masts there were rope ladders going to the sides. There was a booth at the stern, like a house. Polished, with windows and a door. And quite aft - a copper steering wheel...