What is the best memory of your life? Sex with two girls? A written-off exam ticket? Or maybe a trip to Buzova's concert? Perhaps. I have an unusual option - a cut of an iron pipe flying into my unfortunate head. And after the failure and a new world. And even though I was considered a loser here, but this was the case until the moment I received a unique Bard class, as well as the only firearm that works for me! Let's see why the enemies bend faster - a faithful shotgun or Russian rock! Who said that the guitar is not a percussion instrument? Stick with the natives - I will conquer this world with Song and Bullet. And what are these cool ears of a girl passing by?