My story began before I was born, when my father wondered how to protect his precious skin from his own stupidity. And it occurred to him nothing better than to conceive me on the side. And now I have to disentangle everything that he did. And it is advisable to send the unlucky dad-criminal to jail until his death. Talents for potion, new friends in the magical world and the rector of the magic academy, with whom we have "everything is very difficult," will help me in this.