Welcome to the Middle Ages - a cruel and cheerful era when people with the same zeal prayed and killed, feasted and fasted, sinned and repented. The time of fanatics who died for the faith of Christ in the Crusades, and hypocrites who called beavers fish so that they could be eaten on fast days. In this book, the author will talk about how in the Middle Ages they fell in love and disentangled, washed and protected, covered each other with a three-story mat and painted genitals on the walls of churches. And readers will also learn about the age at which they got married, how they lived without a bath, what matrimonial duty meant, find out why a "prostitute" is better than a "whore," and even figure it out, because of which the accusation of witchcraft against Joan of Arc fell apart.