If you fall under the definition of a person who can "get lost in three pines," then the fascinating popular science book "Geography for Topographic Cretins" from the famous Russian writer Andrei Shlyakhov will be a real discovery for you and a genuine deliverance from this shameful stigma! Even at school, we were told that geography is the science of our planet. Young and bright minds immediately imagined travel, discoveries, dangers and all kinds of adventures, but soon they were disappointed in the form of an endless story about the types of science, types of research and other boredom, completely repulsing the interest that had arisen. Stop! In Shlyakhov's book, you will definitely not find dry facts and heaps of useless information to remember. Here - only funny, fascinating and easy-to-read stories from the world of one of the most underrated sciences: geography! Where will you go if you go straight all the time? What parallels exist between the Scarlet and White Rose war and the plot of Game of Thrones? And why is everything objectionable worth sending to the Challenger Abyss? "Geography for topographic cretins" will answer these and many other questions!